Baseball Insults

  • "Your team swings and misses more than a blindfolded batter."

  • "Looks like your players have butterfingers out there."

  • "Your team's bullpen is a disaster zone."

  • "Do your outfielders think fly balls are optional?"

  • "Your pitching staff couldn't find the strike zone with a map."

  • "Your team's base running is slower than molasses."

  • "I've seen Little League teams with better fielding skills."

  • "Your team's offense is as lively as a sleeping cat."

  • "Your manager couldn't make a good decision if their life depended on it."

  • "Your players couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat."

  • "Your team's fielding is like a comedy of errors."

  • "Do your players think the game is called 'catch' instead of 'baseball'?"

  • "Your team's batting average is in the witness protection program."

  • "I've seen better arm strength from a T-ball player."

  • "Your team's game plan is about as effective as a leaky sieve."

  • "Is your team allergic to scoring runs?"

  • "Your pitcher throws slower than a snail on tranquilizers."

  • "Your teams defense is as sturdy as a paper bag."

  • "Your players couldn't steal a base if they had the keys to the stadium."

  • "Your team's strategy is as transparent as a glass window."

  • "Do your pitchers think the strike zone is a myth?"

  • "Your team's base stealing is more like base sleepwalking."

  • "Your outfielders have more holes in their gloves than Swiss Cheese."

  • "Your team's bats are colder than the North Pole."

  • "Your manager must have an advanced degree in making terrible lineup decisions."

  • "Your team's pitching staff is serving up batting practice."

  • "Your players couldn't hit a home run if it was teed up for them."

  • "Your team's defensive plays belong on a blooper reel."

  • "Your hitters swing so wildly, it's like they're trying to chop down a forest."

  • "Your team's season is a textbook example of disappointment."

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