Baseball Insults
"Your team swings and misses more than a blindfolded batter." "Looks like your players have butterfingers out there." "Your team's bullpen is a disaster zone." "Do your outfielders think fly balls are optional?" "Your pitching staff couldn't find the strike zone with a map." "Your team's base running is slower than molasses." "I've seen Little League teams with better fielding skills." "Your team's offense is as lively as a sleeping cat." "Your manager couldn't make a good decision if their life depended on it." "Your players couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat." "Your team's fielding is like a comedy of errors." "Do your players think the game is called 'catch' instead of 'baseball'?" "Your team's batting average is in the witness protection program." "I've seen better arm strength from