BSDEV2: The BS Detector
Scientists at the prestigious Mediterranean Technological School of Science (MTSS) have invented the world's first consumer use Bullshit Radar, named BSDEV2. The pocket sized device translates your conversations with other people and determines the level of erroneous or self-serving information on their part. The development of the device went has been subject to much criticism for the ethical questions raised and the potential health risks it may pose to the recipient of the device as well as the radiation exposure that it emits to the owner who has to carry it around all the time. Upon detection a small transmitter encased in the device ejects through a hatch and then sends a 40 volt shock along with trace amounts of scopolamine and Aves pheromones mixture through the person who is full of shit. This leaves them incapacitated. Voice commands are then prompted to encourage the owner to repeatedly punch and kick the malefactor, until the machine hears the person weep. The user