Productive Things To Do To People While They Sleep
A meaningless listicle meant to fulfill a blog deadline: Productive things to do to people while they sleep. Clip their toenails. Toe nails are meant to protect our feet from harm, by adding a protective shell to the pointer bone of the toes. Comfort and good foot health starts with the proper trimming of toenails. They may give you some push back or get mad upon waking up to find nicely groomed cuticles. And they’ll probably be even unhappier to find nail clippings that flew about the room. But, by kindly grooming the sleepers in their sleep, you are helping them prevent painful broken or ingrown nails which could lead to infections. Clip their toenails every 6-8 weeks, best complete after 13 beers and a toga party. Also, remind them that there are dreams in life that are greater than having the Guinness world record for the most gnarly toe nails in the world. Feed them intravenously. Because the IV technique is the fastest way to administer nutrients into the body, it can hel